runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

richsex:

The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice.  I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea.  She didn’t laugh.  I didn’t laugh.  That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.

stunningpicture:

Apple of love

stunningpicture:

Apple of love

bromancing-the-stone:

itsmichaeldoan:

OMG I want the Squirtle tank top! 

BULBASAUR

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

egberts:

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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i made this post over a year ago, and now, in hindsight, i would like to STRONGLY advise against mailing poop to your friend. 

matafari:

fancycannibal:

douchebag character, awesome actor: a continuing series